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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 4:37pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Instead of picturing other posters, let's give everybody a job performance evaluation. Remember this is supposed to be fun.

average_joe = "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

Dire = "He would argue with a signpost."

SDH = "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

Bluedevil = "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes' "

William Tell = "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

L.A. Women = "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

ashesrising = "He's been working with glue too much."

robthewordsmith = "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

johnnyonthespot = "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

noisecollector = "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

choad = "A prime candidate for natural de-selection. "

Toadsmoker = "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."






This post was modified by average_joe on 2007-11-08 00:37:08

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Poster: Toadsmoker Date: Nov 7, 2007 5:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Regular_Joe = "Cornholer"

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 7:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Toadsmoker = "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

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Poster: Toadsmoker Date: Nov 7, 2007 5:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Regular_Joe = "Cornholer"

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 7:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Toadsmoker = "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Nov 7, 2007 4:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

pretty good..... pretty,pretty good

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Poster: Toadsmoker Date: Nov 7, 2007 5:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Regular_Joe = "Cornholer"

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 7:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

average_joe = Cornholio, I need TP for my bung hole.

This post was modified by average_joe on 2007-11-08 03:57:21

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 7, 2007 9:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Dire = "He would argue with a signpost."


oh man- i cant stop laughing - that is great!!!! as are the others!!!

excellent post for the end of an evening

i tip my cap my friend - very very funny :)



(still fuckin laughing - love the fact you included yourself - goddamn, that is a funny post)

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2007-11-08 05:43:55

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Poster: George Halas Date: Nov 8, 2007 10:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

easily amused aren't you

You should get a room with your boyfriend like Arod and Varitek will next year.

SOX SUX!

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Poster: choad Date: Nov 8, 2007 12:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

What's up L.A. Halas? I'm impressed that you were able to rag on dire without bringing up smoking. What a strong willed individual you are. What over great name are you going to come up with? Let me help you out. How about Doug Williams, or Tony Eason, or Weeb Eubank.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 8, 2007 1:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

i was impressed too - what a tool

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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Nov 8, 2007 2:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

hey man hows that cig, taste good dont it? hopefully youll die off of lung cancer before you do to much damage to your kids least they suffer the same fate.

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Poster: Toadsmoker Date: Nov 7, 2007 5:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Regular_Joe = "Cornholer"

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 7:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Toadsmoker = "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

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Poster: Speaking in Swords Date: Nov 7, 2007 8:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Hey man, don't go hatin' on plants.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Nov 7, 2007 4:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

OMG!

William Tell = "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

That is so perfect...

I am going to have to give this some thought.



This post was modified by William Tell on 2007-11-08 00:15:21

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Poster: Toadsmoker Date: Nov 7, 2007 5:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Regular_Joe = "Cornholer"

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 7, 2007 7:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Blatant Rip Off of Yesterday's Don't Hate Me Post

Toadsmoker = "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."